Elf Cookies Take a Turn for the Worse

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!

I love reading the Onion. Stories that blatantly poke fun at the ridiculous streaks present in real scenarios.

This particular bit of fun relates to the stream of food product re-calls that litter the news every year. It seems that a Keebler Elf is short one finger. Here is a short piece of the crazy write-up:

“We estimate that fantasy-creature body fragments in foods such as cookies, crackers, and cereal account for no more than two parts per million,” Blosser said. “This is lower than the maximum allowed amount for insect parts and mouse hairs in equivalent products.”